Dear Wagon,
As you know, Valentine's weekend is here. I'll be heading out dancing with my other single girlfriends. Any ideas how we might attract a guy or two as our dancing partners?
Looking for Love in Kent
Dear Looking for Love,
Yes, this romantic holiday is a little more fun when you have someone to dance and snuggle with. Don't worry, we know exactly what to do. Bacon Mints. Guys love bacon. You and your friends just need to keep a mint in your mouth at all times, and the guys will catch a whiff of that aroma they love more than life itself in no time!
But be forewarned: since this method of attracting a male does not discriminate (in other words, it will attract males that may not be found appealing by you and your friends), you need to have a way to scare off the ones you don't want to bust moves with to Rihanna or Lady Gaga. No problem. Just have another tin of mints ready to offer him when he bus driver's up to you: PMS Mints. Just simply smile, and offer him a mint, making sure he sees the the name. He's sure to do the locomotion in the other direction then.
Have fun, and Happy Valentine's Day!
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