I asked a couple staff members to come up with our top weird things for gifts. Jenna and Steve's list:
1) Instant Underpants: These underpants come condensed in a small
tin...to expand them, just add water! Stick them in your purse or your
pocket and you'll always be prepared for any unexpected accidents.
2) Mustache Comb: Tired of staring at your husband/dad/grandpa/cousin/
3) Fart Bombs: Researchers have spent hundreds
of years trying to come up with a way to create the scent of flatulence
without having to exert all that effort. The end result? These XL Fart
Bombs! Just break the inner bag and watch the fart bomb inflate and
burst with that unmistakable smell as your friends and family react with
pure horror/admiration.
4) Chicken Mask: We know. Horse masks are all
the rage right now. Whatever happened to individuality? To
independence? To poultry? This chicken mask lets everybody know that you
aren't afraid to take a two-legged stand against a four-legged world.
Just don't forget to shake ya tail feather while you're at it.
5) Crazy Cat Lady Board Game: Becoming a true
cat lady can be expensive. Between the costs of litter, cat food and vet
bills, owning between 3 and 9,000 cats can be a real money-sucker.
That's why we offer the Crazy Cat Lady Board Game! Move across the board
while trying to collect more cats than your opponents and live out your
cat lady fantasies for a fraction of the cost.
6) Duff Beer Energy Drink: Is it beer? Is it
an energy drink? Nobody knows! Just kidding, we know. And it's an orange
energy drink that looks exactly like the famous Duff beer from the
Simpsons. Fool your friends into thinking you've just stepped out of
Springfield, and fool your parents into thinking you've taken up
underage drinking! (And then reassure them immediately thereafter that
you are actually not drinking beer and then go clean your room or
something)
7) Waitress Action Figure: What's more exciting than
taking orders and bringing food to restaurant patrons? Capture all of
the adventure of food service with the waitress action figure! With her
magnetic trays and removable apron, you're guaranteed to have hours of
fun serving food while complaining about rude customers and
less-than-minimum wage!
8) Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers:
If you're anything like me, you hate to share your spices The solution
to your problem? The Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers! Your
dinner guests will think twice before reaching for the salt or pepper as
these creepy doll heads stare back at them silently saying "I dare
you."
9) Plush Uterus: Stuffed animals are a thing
of the past! Instead, we've got plush guts! What's more cuddly than a
uterus or more adorable than an appendix? We sure don't know.
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