Thursday, December 10, 2009
Bigfoot Visits Kent, Ohio!
There's a lot of buzz surrounding Kent's latest celebrity showing his face...or should we say foot?
That's right, Bigfoot is in town. When asked about what brings him to Kent, the hairy, 18 inches tall missing link comments, "Shhh, I think I smell women nearby."
The employees at Off the Wagon are happy to host him. The manager Jenna reports, "He's been delightful, going outside to relieve himself, eating the bugs out of his fur so no one has to do a food run for him. Very low-maintenance. He seems to be looking longingly out at the snow. Maybe he's thinking about his dear cousin, the Yeti."
Kyle has mixed, but mostly positive, feelings about the newest long-haired male in town. "He's cool. But I think I heard him growl at me a few times. I think it's a male-dominance issue."
To learn more about how Bigfoot has spent his time over the years, check out the Bigfoot Encounters page. Fascinating reading and articles. And then come by Off the Wagon before this amazing creature vanishes into the woods once again.
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he he! I LOVE Bigfoot!
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