Mustache Pacifier!

Now Babies can Stache too!  It sure is hard to be stylish with a nice lip of dark thick stiff facial hair when you have trouble growing any hair at all even on the top of your head.  This is a way for babies to instantly be stylish!  No need to wait 30 years or so.  It works great for girl babies too.  Mustache Pacifier.
 
Mustache Pacifier.